It sucks being the person people run to when they have problems, because when you have one, nobody’s there for you.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
just died. 

just died. 

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rapideyes19:

This is seriously the best thing ever. 

EVERYONE WATCH THIS.

NOW.

My heart just melted.

(Source: sunkissedsanity)


i want different coloured eyes..

i want different coloured eyes..

weallgotdreamsss:

cantlivewithoutlyrics:


March 2. This girl is already dead.
I will forever Reblog this


wow. Kids can so brutal.
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weallgotdreamsss:

cantlivewithoutlyrics:

March 2. This girl is already dead.

I will forever Reblog this

wow. Kids can so brutal.
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(Source: bonka15)

<3 boyfriend rant.

Words cannot express how much this guy means to me. Everyday is blessing, because he makes everyday worth it’s while. When he’s at work, he’ll sneak me a text. While I’m in class, he’ll pop by for a visit. While I’m home sick, he comes and takes care of me. He’s not only my boyfriend, he’s also my best friend - someone I can tell everything, and I know that no one else will hear a word. I’ve never been so close to anybody, in my entire life. I love this guy with all my heart.

:) 

:) 

(Source: myy-nutella)

adorethewhoree:

true story bro

adorethewhoree:

true story bro